I really like blondes..they are sooo..well...

follow this:

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find
their way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while,
the blind guy yells to the bartender. "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes quiet. In a husky, deep voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you
should know something. "

"The bartender is blonde,the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6 foot,
200 pound blonde with a blackbelt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a
weight lifter.

The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler.

Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"



The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Cheers,

THUNDER